Wake up and smell the #Bacon app that ACTUALLY smells like Bacon?!?! That would be worth getting an #iPhone… that I would then probably eat…. #FerruleMoment (Sorry for the not so flattering shot @NMoralesNBC) @TodayShow (at The Homestead)
I’m well aware I should have EATEN the yogurt but then what would I have done with the #Cinnabon rolls? Don’t judge me. You were the one needing an ‘out’ from your #BlindDateGoneBad… at 1am… and without a courtesy stop at a #TacoCabana drive through for #Bacon… ‘help, I got yogurt in my eye’ was the best I could do on short notice!!! You’re lucky I even offered you one!!
Let’s just say I was having a bought of #Insomnia and #MotherNature, #BroadcastTelevision, #GoogleImages OR my #InstagramFeed are helping…. now I am aware that #Dallas is still hot, #Jesus is alive and well, my search of #StrongMan Competitions makes me hungry for #Bacon…. and @looprope, well… that was just mean!!! (But @serialfuckup is gonna LOVE this!!!!)
Girls’ Night In turned into #GirlsNightOut at #AngryDog… lots of #Bacon on the table and yet the salad, yes the salad, is mine… but Leigh’s #ImpulseBuy cupcakes back at #TheSpace will commemorate the countdown to Wendy getting her braces off…. (at Angry Dog)
'Somebody' couldn't have anything to eat after midnight because she has surgery at 10am… but 'Somebody Else' was gonna be REAL cranky without breakfast until then.. So I snuck out at 6am for #FuelCity #BreakfastTacos….. So I'm either the #BestestFriendEver or a real #ShitHead…. either way… I had #Bacon, she has a ride home…. (at Fuel City)
Knew it was an odd day when I’m 20 minutes early for #Softball, there was NO ONE in the parking lot, and I’m carrying in an apple instead of #Bacon… and it was: I played women’s, co-ed, AND men’s… odd day…